Mister Christmas, by Concave Onion

Mister Christmas

by Concave Onion

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1.	Snow is Fallin' 03:03	lyrics	buy track
Snow is fallin' Snow is fallin' The children are callin', ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Snow is fallin' Rain isn't fallin' The children are callin' for you For you Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Oooooooooooooooooooh Snow is fallin' Children callin' Sleigh bells ringin' Are you listenin'? The rain isn't fallin' Present time is comin' Snow is fallin' Children are callin' for you Oooh (x14)
2.	Blitzkrieg Bop 02:12	lyrics	buy track
Christmastime is here now Christmastime is comin' now Christmastime is here now Christmastime Christmastime is here now Christmastime is comin' now Christmastime is here now Christmastime Hi, Hey, Christmas Santa's bringing presents Santa's coming in his sleigh I don't know what I'm gonna get today Christmastime is here now Christmastime is comin' up Christmastime is here now Christmastime Hey! Ho! Christmas! Hey! Ho! Christmas! Hey! Ho! Christmas! Hey! Ho! Christmas! Christmastime is comin' up Santa with his reindeer Parents and your family Christmastime Gonna eat a turkey Gonna eat some eggnog Mistletoe and Christmas trees Christmastime Hey, Ho, Christmas Gonna get some presents I don't know what I'm gonna get I hope I get something good Christmastime is here now Christmastime is comin' up Christmastime is here now Christmastime Christmastime is here now Christmastime is comin' up Christmastime is here now Christmastime Hey! Ho! Christmas! Hey! Ho! Christmas! Hey! Ho! Christmas! Hey! Ho! Christmas!
3.	Under This Mistletoe 03:13	lyrics	buy track
Hanging 'round You're from out of town Snow is fallin' Friends are callin' you to leave But what's that, though? I think it's some mistletoe Right over there Hanging up by the Christmas tree Won't you come with me Come with me, to the tree Maybe you and me could be Together by the tree Hang out with the mistletoe Oh, woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh by the mistletoe Oh, baby, won't you kiss me under this mistletoe? Baby, come with me
4.	Surfin' at the North Pole 03:21	info	buy track
5.	Funky Time Christmas 05:08	lyrics	buy track
Funk time Chirstmas Everybody's having a time Funky time Chirstmas Everybody's having a time I don't wanna be nobody I wanna be somebody Cuz it's Christmastime I was hanging out by the Christmas tree the other day Coulda swore i saw Santa Claus himself, walkin' down that chimney and I said, "Hey Santa Claus, why don't you let me funk you up?" It's Christmastime Funky Christmastime I don't wanna be somebody, I wanna be everybody I wanna get all the presents, I'm a greedy little pig I wanna be the Christmas King Cuz it's a funky Christmastime Hang me under that mistletoe, baby I don't wanna be the Christmas King no more I changed my mind No, I'm tellin' ya there's just too much pressure bein' the Christmas King I'll just let Santa keep ruling his position as Christmas King I'm just a simple man, I don't need no Christmas kingdom I'm just gonna sip some eggnog and have a funky Christmastime Funk it up Sip that eggnog Funky Christmastime, oh, here we go No, I don't need nothin' more from you fellas I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna sit by the fire and I'm gonna sit by my Christmas tree and I'm gonna unwrap all my presents that I got for myself cuz I live alone and I'm gonna sip some eggnog and I'm gonna have a funky Christmastime Funky Christmastime Funky Christmastime Funk it up, funk my Christmas up, yeah Aw, Guitarzan, tell me what to do for my funky Christmas!
6.	Do a Song About a Snowball Fight 03:31	lyrics	buy track
Snowball fight! Get your snowballs, get them good Don't pack them with ice, that's against the rules Throw them at your fort, throw them from your fort Build the other team up, yeah! Throw at your snowball fort Throw your snowball ammo And we're gonna beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! It's Christmastime, yeah Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! It's Christmastime, yeah! Threw my snowball as far as I could I thought I might hit and then I would I would win and I would be the hero Of the snowball fight, here we go, here we go, yeah! Oh yeah! We're gonna beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! It's Christmastime, yeah! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! Beat the opponents! In the snowball fight we're gonna beat the opponents It's Christmastime, yeah Throw your snowballs true Throw your snowballs good and true Throw your snowballs so you know what to do It's not going to be easy But nothing ever is on Christmastime
7.	Worse Than Coal 01:57	lyrics	buy track
SANTA KILLED MY DAD! HE KILLED MY MOM, TOO! HE EVEN KILLED MY DOG! I WAS VERY NAUGHTY THIS YEAR!
8.	Linus and Lucy 03:05	info	buy track
9.	We Wish You a Smarmy Christer, Too 01:18	lyrics	buy track
It's Christmastime! We wish you a Smarmy Christer We wish you a Smarmy Christer We wish you a Smarmy Christer And a Narpy Pea Whey ... And a Narpy Pea Whey We wish you a Smarmy Christer We wish you a Smarmy Christer We wish you a Smarmy Christer And a Narpy Pea Whey

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You better watch out / not cry / not pout, I'm telling you why: Concave Onion is coming to town! No holiday season is complete without a brand-new set of classic Christmas tunes from the most festive band in music. Something the whole family can enjoy!

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released December 20, 2016

Guitarzan - big guitar
Bunk the Santa's Elf Monk - guitar, jingle bells, vox

guest drummers: Sam Rothacker, Ben Wolgamuth (piano, jingle bells)

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the transcendent music project of the legendary Guitarzan and his loyal compatriots Bunk & Princess Ghostbones

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