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I know you goin' baby You comin' to the Christmas tree You want comethin' from me, baby You want somethin' from me Ah oh Alright Feels Good Tonite I want you to get me, baby Get me under the mistletoe, maybe See what I got for you Better than a socks or a shoe Sexy Christmas, baby Have a Sexy Christmas, baby I want to know you, but like Like I really "know" you but I don't wanna "show" you Nothin' that you don't already ""know"", you, OW! Sexy Christmas, baby, comin' up Sexy Christmas, baby, that's enough Sexy Christmas, baby, baby, baby, ohhhhh ooh OW! Comin' up Feels Good Alright *Mmm. I'm gonna take you under the covers tonight, baby. We gonna get under there and we gonna do all kinds of things. All the kinds of things that you LOVE to do on the Sexy Christmastime. You know the ones. The one that makes you feel real good? We're gonna do that one all night. Aw yeah. And the other one, that makes you feel like you're going crazy? Just you wait, baby. That one's gonna be comin' around, too. And just when you think you can't take any more, we're gonna do... the best move yet. Allllllll night.* Give it to me, baby, OW! Sexy Christmas, baby Getcha doo-doo, maybe Sexy Christmas, baby We'll do it sometime, maybe Sexy Christmas, baby Put you on the naughty list, baby Sexy Christmas, baby Ooh ooh ooh...

I'm looking for the evergreens I'm looking for the evergreens all night I'm looking for the perfect tree I want my family to be proud of me I want them to walk down the stairs in the Christmas morning See a beautiful pine tree there, that's morning And I want us to be together Under the beautiful tree with the presents Things we wanna have with us To have a good Christmas But we all know it starts with that one tree I'm looking for that evergreen Everywhere i look it's nowhere to be seen I'm looking for the perfect greenery To throw in my living room and know that we'll have the doom of Failure Christmas looming over us It'd be so perfect, it won't ever to be just, oh Looking for that tree For just you & me And our family Christmastime is coming And it starts with a tree At starts with a T and R-double-E spells "TREE" I say it starts with a tree Which starts with a T and an R-double-E, that's right, that's right, oh! *I've been looking all night. I just can't seem to find the perfect tree to go right there in the corner, next to the fireplace, to put all our presents underneath... It needs to be just the right height. Not too tall, but not too small. Feel like I've been looking all night. Might be a while before I can get the tree that I really need. Maybe if we look all night together, even if we don't find the tree, we'll still find what we want. We'll find that the real Christmas... was inside us all along. And what's that in the distance?* That's a tree That's the tree That's the tree That's the tree That's the one for you & me That's the tree That's the tree, ooh That's the tree It's gonna make our Christmas dreams come true *That's the one right there. C'mon. Let's go tie it to the roof of our car, bring it all the way home. I think this Christmas is gonna be one to remember. I love you, baby.*

It's the holidays It's the holidays While the merry bells keep ringing It's the holidays, to you! Have the merry bells singing And whoopdee-doo, and dickory dock And don't forget to hang up your caulk Cause just exactly and 12 o'clock They'll be coming down the chimney, now Coming down the chimney, now Coming down the chimney, coming down the chimney (*wink*) Coming down the chimney, now It's the holidays It's the holidays It's the holidays, keep ringing It's the holidays to you It's the holidays Happy holidays to you! It's the holiday season It's the holiday season The holiday's in season Holidays to you It's the holidays It's the holidays It's the holidays, to you! Merry bells keep ringing And the holidays to you Whoopdee-doo Dickory dock Hang up your socks Santa Claus coming down the chimney Reindeer bells start ringing Holiday season, holiday season Here it comes, to you Don't forget to hang up your socks Don't forget to bang your wood blocks Family season, coming down the chimney Coming down the chimney now He'll be coming down the chimney, coming down the chimney Coming down the chimney, coming down the chimney Coming down the chimney, coming down the chimney now

The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' for you The mistletoe is comin' It'll make you wanna kiss Even if you don't want to The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' There's nothing that you can do It's comin' for you It's comin', and You are gonna have to kiss somebody you don't know Here it comes, here it comes, the mistletoe You didn't think it would be here, though, here it is You're gonna have to kiss someone You're gonna have to get up all up in their biz' You're gonna have to put your lips on their lips Even though that's not something you're comfortable with, oh no It's Christmas and this is how it goes The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' for you The mistletoe is comin' You're gonna have to kiss me Even if you don't want to It's the law, it's the law and you'll go to prison If you don't do what I want you to You're gonna kiss me under mistletoe You're gonna kiss me under the mistletoe, you jerk Please, please, please, please Please, please, just one kiss I'm so lonely It's Christmas, and every time I get so sad Cause no one wants to kiss me, but it's the law It's the law of this land And, and, and, and, and, and, You gonna have to do what it says Or else you'll go to prison, go to jail and you'll never come out Because Christmas is the law in this crazy world The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' for you The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' You know what you've got to do, oh no, yes You'll kiss me under mistletoe and then we'll have a party and go On a lovely romantic walk Around the town, around the snow-covered town And maybe if you like what you see We can go get down The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' The mistletoe is comin' It's comin' for you The mistletoe is comin' and you know what to do The mistletoe is comin', it's comin' around You gonna get down on the ground--

I'm so mad Because I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas I asked my mom for a GameCube But she got me a PS2 I know there's come pretty good games out there For PS2 But they don't have Smash Bros. Melee, that's right And that's all I ⬛⬛ckin' wanted to play God Da⬛⬛it Christmas sucks this year I'm stuck playing Crash Bandicoot Racing It's a pretty cool game too But it's not nearly as good as Mario's s⬛⬛⬛⬛ Okay, next Christmas should be better I hope that my mom ⬛⬛ckin' gets me what I put on the list And now I'm checking a mic

Yo listen up, here's the story About a little guy that lives in Christmas Land And all day, all night, he just wanted to see Santa But Santa never came And he got on his sleigh and ran away And this guy was real sad about that day And he never really forgave Santa after that And he really got fat, cause he ate a lot of cookies 'n' milk He ate the cookies 'n' milk They were for Santa, he ate the cookies 'n' milk This guy was really sad, y'see Cause he really wanted Santa to take him on a sleigh ride All around the world and see the sights of the world And do the Christmastime with his girl And he didn't get to see that stuff, because Santa said, "Enough is enough" And he never came to see him cause he didn't know his address And the guy got really mad and he ate all the cookies 'n' milk He ate all the cookies 'n' milk The stuff you leave for Santa, he ate all the cookies 'n' milk Here we go, here we go, here we go And the guy never thought that he would see Santa again So to spite him He ate all the cookies 'n' milk that you left out for him And he thought that it was fun and it was revenge It was revenge, it was motivated by revenge This guy's really bitter and it's kind of a sad story It's a sad story But it's not gory Cause he ate all the cookies 'n' milk He ate all the cookies And he ate all the milk He ate Santa's cookies 'n' milk Til one fateful night, when Santa came And he found the house that he had missed on the way And he came into the house and he dropped off the presents And he saw this guy and christened him with his presence, sayin' The guy goes, "Woah! Who's that guy in the big red suit? I thought he would never come this way, never come back this way I thought we had, like, a thing going I'm sorry, Santa! I'm sorry, Santa! I didn't realize, there was just a big misunder-Santa-ing! Misunderstanding I didn't realize what the deal was I thought you hated me, Cuz'" Santa says, "No, no! I love all the children of the world I just never got over here, girl And it's fine, we're gonna chill, we're gonna have some cookies 'n' milk Where's the cookies 'n' milk that I left out for you? Where's the cookies 'n' milk? Where're the cookies 'n' milk? Where the cookies 'n' milk? Where the cookies 'n' milk?" He said, "I'm sorry, Santa, I ate all all the cookies 'n' milk I thought you'd never come here, so it's like a thing that I do every year And it's fine, but it's fine, it's-- I'll make some more cookies 'n' milk If you come back tomorrow, I'll make the cookies 'n' milk And we can enjoy them together, and some of your ilk We'll go home and hang out, and we'll have, like, a party or something We'll have a party or something" Santa said, "No! That's not how it goes! I only work one day here, fo' sho'! I only don't get that much And I don't have time to come back to your house If you don't got the cookies 'n' milk Then I can't hang out with you... silk" So he got in his sleigh, ran away And the guy was so sad that he ate all the cookies 'n' milk The next day when he got some more milk And he got to the store and he ate all the cookies 'n' milk He's still mad at Santa to this very day It's so sad, yay! Story, cookies 'n' milk That's the story of the, of the cookies 'n' milk The cookies 'n' milk Don't eat the cookies 'n' milk Yeah, leave out the cookies 'n' milk For Santa Leave out the cookies 'n' milk Ey! Leave out the cookies 'n' milk! Uh, yeah Got the cookies 'n' milk Cookies 'n' milk Cookies 'n' milk C-C-C-Cookies 'n' milk C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Cookies 'n' milk Don't eat the cookies 'n' milk I'm outta here!

I know you traveled a long way, baby Come take a seat with me by the fire You know, the Christmas spirits we've got, girl Don't think they could get much higher Cause I've got the presents by the tree I'm the eggnog for the whole family We're gathered round the fire And we're filled with desire That's a Christmas to me That's a Christmas to me I know we haven't seen each other in a long time But this feeling we have together is so sublime Christmas cheer from me to you, outside it's white and blue The snow is falling down on the dew That's a Christmas to me That's a Christmas to me That's a Christmas to me Wouldn't you agree? You're from a small town of family values I'm from a big city and I wanna take over your small business Turn it into a bigger one But you gotta show me that Christmas can be so much fun That's a Christmas to me That's a Christmas to me Can't you see That that's a Christmas to me Swag, swag, swag on you Chilling by the fire while we eating fondue I don't know about me, but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in 3, 2, swag That's a Christmas to me That's a Christmas to me We're sitting by the tree That's a Christmas to me Loving each other, smile on your brother Eating the cake and the Christmas chicken, ooh Santa's coming soon That's a Christmas to me You know it could only be Just you and me Snow is falling, children calling, I say That's a Christmas to me Snow is falling Children calling Presents all around Your family won't be around for this one But that's a Christmas to me

Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree For me Been an awful good girl So hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, a '54 convertible too Light blue I'll wait up for you, dear Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Think of all the fun I've missed Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed Next year I could be just as good If you'll check off my Christmas list Santa baby, I wanna yacht And really that's not a lot Been an angel this year Santa baby, so hurry down my chimney tonight Santa honey, one little thing I really need The deed To a platinum mine Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Come and trim my Christmas tree With some decorations bought at Tiffany's I really do believe in you Let's see if you believe in me Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing A ring I don't mean on the phone Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry, tonight Hurry, tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight Ooh Hello? Santa Claus?

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